OH THE STORIES....

Ok hilarious things just keep happening. Caleb is just too cute...I just can't get over some of the things he says. Ready...here they come:

Yesterday, Micah was in on our bed fussing while I did some stuff in the kitchen. Caleb was in our room with Micah and I was watching both of them here and there peeking in the room. Well, Micah started hollering before I could get in there, and Caleb was just playing on the floor last I checked. Well then I hear abrupt silence and see Caleb calmly walking out the bedroom door. I think to myself, oh crap! what has he done to the baby? Imagine my surprise when I walk in the room to see Micah happily sucking on his pacifier! Ha...Caleb had plugged up the baby. Guess he got tired of the crying! LOL

Today in the car about to go into a restaurant to eat, I turn around to tell Caleb we are going to eat and he can get a kids meal. He out of the clear blue states wide eyed: "Micah likes boobies. Micah likes boobies." Just 2 statements dropped matter of factly. I said Caleb, don't say that honey. To which he replies calmly, "Micah likes milk, and he drinks it from Mommy's boobies." LOL I said, yes baby, he does...but let's not talk about it in the restaurant ok? Thankfully he didn't bring it up again while we were eating. Was all I could do not to wet myself I wanted to laugh so hard.

Also, while we were in Wal Mart Caleb decided to show out for God and everybody and scream his face off. So Josh took Caleb in the bathroom, I assumed to apply some correction on his rear end. Well I am standing outside the bathroom with Micah when I hear a swat and a scream from Caleb. At that precise time, an older woman comes out of the bathroom, looks at me...raises her eyebrows and laughs. She says, "oh yeah...been there done that!" I breathed a sigh of relief, because I was just SURE she was going to say how "abusive" someone was being! Was embarrassing though. Josh said he just placed Caleb down on the toilet for a good talking too and didn't even spank him...just sounded like it! Ha!


Last but not least on the way home, Caleb was drawing on his doodlepad. Finally quiet and leaving us alone. Well then I hear, "Mommy I want to get it up there." I turned around as he was thrusting his doodlepad at me along with the picture he had drawn. Well, I had always been told you don't say, what is it?...so I said, "Caleb tell me about your picture." Caleb states, "It's Mommy, Daddy, and Caleb." I was just about to ask where Micah was when he says "Mommy someone's missing". I thought to myself, wow he figured it out himself he forgot his brother. Well then he says "OOOOOOHHHHHHHH I know, it's Ziggy (the cat)! Well so much for that. I said "Caleb where's your brother, is he missing?" To which he flatly responds, "NO, he's not!"

Alrighty then....Guess I've been told once more by a 3 yr old. Poor Micah! Evidentally he was "left out" on purpose!