BATHROOM HUMOR

OK If I can stop laughing long enough to type, I will convey this story. Just before supper, Caleb (who is in the throes of potty training) started squatting behind the kitchen table. Well he had underwear on, so I whisked him to the potty, where he pooped for the first time!!! YAYYYY....I start making a big huge deal, daddy comes downstairs and we make a gigantic ordeal about the poop in the toilet. Well, Caleb flushes the poop, and then starts crying. I asked him why he was crying and he bent over the toilet seat and stuck his whole head in looking for the poop that had gotten flushed. I turned around and grabbed Josh and started laughing like heck in his shirt. Josh was doing his best not to laugh too... so we finally got him distracted, and gave him a sucker for pooping in the potty. This made him very happy, and excited of course b/c he had accomplished so much!

Well, then, he eats supper and it's bathtime. I am bathing Caleb and start scrubbing his back while he is playing with his boats. I must have cramped his style, because I hear this, "Stop mommy, you are getting on my nerves-es!" WTHeck??? LOL Well, I bathe Micah too, get him out and dressed. Then I hear Caleb again freaking out. "Mommy MOmmy come quick, I have to poop." I run in there before he has an accident...and just as soon as I go to grab his little hand (which was extended) to get him out and put him on the pot...I see a GIGANTIC TURD in his hand! Of course it took me by surprise and I screamed like it was a rat or something. ROFL I made him throw it in the pot, and then just laughed while I scrubbed the skin off his hands. Apparently...he had pooped in the tub! GRRRRRROOOOOOOSSSSSS, BUT I can't stop laughing. Needless to say, bathtime was OVER!